Gallery: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes over the years
Not only is Jessica Simpson an incredible singer, actress, and business mogul, but she is also hilarious. Here are ten of her most iconic quotes.
"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says 'Chicken By the Sea.'"
"I have to go... drop some kids in the pool."
"When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'"
"I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity."
"To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement."
"On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in Jr. high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!"
"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs."
"Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing."
After someone offered her buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."
