What Crazy Thing Did Doctors Find In An Old Guy’s Colon?
A 63-year-old man’s booty is blowing the minds of gastroenterologists around the world after a recent discovery during a colonoscopy. The doctor who was performing the rectal scope found something incredibly rare and very hard to explain…and no it’s not a sex toy.
Doctors Find Fully Intact Fly Inside Mans Colon
According to reports, during a routine colonoscopy, Dr. Matthew Bechtold found something he had never seen in an ass in the 20 years he has been practicing butt medicine. It was a fully intact fly. The insect was dead, but still fully intact. He found it just chilling right in the middle of the old guy’s transverse colon. Which for you non-science people is the part of the colon situated below the liver.
Now this isn’t the first time this has happened, but it is extremely rare. Doctors believe the fly got there because the man had eaten it not because it flew up the patient’s rectum.
Elderly Man Consumed Fly Two Days Before Visit
Doctors hypothesize that the fly was consumed two days prior to the procedure when the man ate pizza and salad even though the man does not recall eating the insect. It’s just crazy that the fly did not get digested and was not flushed out of the colon during the prep for the butt scope procedure.
This discovery has the entire gastroenterologists buzzing since it’s such a rare discovery to make. Dr. Matthew Bechtold said that out of more than 30,000 colonoscopies he has performed, this is the ONLY time he’s ever encountered an insect. You can see some pictures here
It’s kind of crazy that with the amount of things we hear about people finding in butts that a common house fly is making such a splash in the ass medical community. This could make for a very rousing version of Dave’s favorite radio game to play. Do you think Chuck, Andy, or Lisa will be able to guess “What’s Up His Butt?”