A Guy Lost His Junk Climbing Over a Wrought Iron Fence
WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 22: The wrought iron fence that surrounds the White House is shown, September 22, 2014 in Washington, DC. The US Secret Service has launched an investigation to find out how man carrying a knife was able to get inside the front door of the White House on Friday night after jumping the fence on the north lawn. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)
A 27-year-old guy in Russia recently tried to climb over a wrought iron fence while he was drunk . . . got impaled by one of the spikes . . . and it ripped his JUNK off.
He was able to free himself from the fence and get to a hospital, but he left his genitals behind on the fence!